Chris Brown Wants To Blame Rihanna For Her Beating: Blows Off “The Incident”

Chris Brown Wants To Blame Rihanna For Her Beating: Blows Off "The Incident"

Chris Brown recently sat down with Decca Aitkenhead from The Guardian and proved once again that he is an entitled narcissistic douchebag incapable of an intellectual thought, or owning up to his mistakes. First off he refers to what happen with Rihanna as, “that incident.” That incident? You mean the time you brutally beat her and threatened to kill her just because she caught you sexting someone? Per usual he shows no remorse for “that incident” and claims that if not for that fateful night where he went at Rihanna like an animal let out of a cage he would now be, “bigger than life. Yeah.” Umm ok, whatever you say Chris.

In the interview he likes to talk about how he is near genius status because he knew how to open gates in preschool, could count pennies at 5, and his mom told him he was smart. FYI Chris that’s what moms do, it doesn’t necessarily make it true, and by your inability to even speak in clear dialect I suspect she was just being nice.

He also reveals that he lost his virginity at 8 because that’s what you do when you grow up in the country. I grew up in what might be described as the country and I can assure you I did not lose my virginity at 8. So no, that is not what you do when you grow up in the country – that is what Chris did when he grew up in the country.

When he is not going on and on about how great he is – even saying that the only things he is bad at is relaxing and sleeping – he is crying like a little baby about having to do community service for assaulting Rihanna saying,

Community service, that shit is a bitch. I’ll be honest – and you can quote me on that – that is a motherfucker there. For me, I think it’s more of a power trip for the DA. I can speak freely now, because I don’t really care what they say about it, but as far as, like, the 1,000 extra hours they gave me, that’s totally fricking bananas.”

Chris Brown Wants To Blame Rihanna For Her Beating: Blows Off "The Incident"

He went on to say that he didn’t think that his sentence was fair saying, “They want me to be the example. Young black kids don’t have the fairer chances. You can see Lindsay Lohan in and out of court every day, you see Charlie Sheen, whoever else, do what they want to do.” What he fails to realize is that beating your girlfriend until she is unrecognizable and having a drug problem are two entirely different things. So much for that great IQ he brags about.

4 responses to “Chris Brown Wants To Blame Rihanna For Her Beating: Blows Off “The Incident””

  1. thebutcher says:

    They gave your dumb black ass 1,000 more hours because you LIED like a little bitch the first time. He is even more dumb than I thought, “fairer” isn’t even a word. He’s a no talent, woman beater who deserves to get the shit kicked out of him by a WHITE GUY. my nephew could count to 80 before he was 2, now that was impressive

  2. […] been a fan Perez’s blogging style, but I sort of agree with him on this. CDL posted about Chris’s interview yesterday and I said that it seems his ego is growing and that he doesn’t make good choices. […]

  3. thebutcher says:

    Darlene, my comment was moderated. They moderate words that are just fine, but do let a lot of other words go. I don’t get it either

  4. Sally says:

    What a dope.