And this is why Gwyneth Paltrow is amazing and so insufferable to so many of you out there.
Apparently Kim Kardashian invited just about every person she’s ever met to her baby shower and G was one of them. Naturally, G had to decline because she
wouldn’t be caught dead there was busy doing other glamorous things. But she did send a gift. G is known for her impeccable advice and proper gift-giving. But was the gift a little too appropriate and spot-on?
No Babies “R” Us for Gwyneth, no she didn’t send anything pink or frilly or baby friendly. She sent a blender and a cleanse pretty much telling our Kimmy to hurry up and drop that nasty weight because extra pounds are gross and should be shamed away as soon as possible.
“Gwyneth doesn’t really know Kim that well. They met at a fitness event just the month before and share the same trainer Tracy Anderson. Instead, Gwyneth sent six-months-pregnant Kim a £350 Vitamix blender and a 21-day cleanse that will help her bounce back into shape after the birth,” a source told the Sunday Mirror (via Female First mag)
I love it! Bitch you don’t need anymore onesies! Here’s a blender. Start drinking yourself thin!
It’s really just too much goodness. Now, I would actually be down for a gift like this but I love cleanses and smoothies and am dying to go out and score a Vitamix. But Kim? Kim will use this every time Kanye West comes over for Kardashian family dinner which is just about never. It’s a gift you get someone you really know who won’t take offense. Instead G should have bought a few cute outfits and called it a day. Maybe that quasi slutty Goop swimsuit for little girls would have been more appropriate?
What do you think of the Gwyneth Paltrow/Kim Kardashian baby shower gift? Was Kim pissed? I doubt it. An Oscar winner sent her a gift AND spelled her name right on the card. Kim’s ecstatic. She’ll probably post it on instagram. It’ll be sitting on the table next to a box of Krispie Kremes. I don’t see it getting much use but it’s the thought that counts!
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