After Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez finally called it quits, we’ve been speculating who his next big hookup will be. Since he’s made it clear that, at 18, he isn’t looking for monogamy, we aren’t waiting for a love story. In fact, we expect the exact opposite! Justin’s good boy image is unraveling around him after cheating scandal, weed smoking, and drinking photos are popping up left and right—but he doesn’t really care! His mom and manager may be looking to sue and pay off those who would contribute to his rebel image–and send him to rehab, but Justin just wants a dirty girl to call his own—if only for the night!
Justin is eying a British girl for his next faux romance, and is turned on because “the girls definitely have dirtier mouths.” I guess Selena was just too much the Disney princess for him! But he thinks that, “in the UK, things are less . . . what’s the word? You don’t take things as seriously.” Like relationships? “Things are accepted in the UK that aren’t in the US,” he went on. “Like the commercials are sexier and wouldn’t be allowed in the States.” Justin’s new want ad could read: “Seeking casual dirty girl, British, sexy, open minded.”
After his many visits, Justin has realized that “it’s more free in the UK . . . more open minded. So the way that the UK fans approach me is different.” It must be refreshing to enter a country where girls are less inhibited around him—oh, wait. Does this mean that US girls don’t throw their underwear at him, or tweet sexy pictures to him? What’s less inhibited than that? Do you think Justin will find himself a sexy new, joint loving girlfriend from the British Isles, or will he find an even sexier country to attach himself to? Or is he just looking to relocate to be closer to his celeb crush Harry Styles?