We all know Kris Jenner is Reality TV’s main puppeteer, and the President of California. Barack Obama is a secret fan of the Kardashian empire, but was quoted recently as saying, “Kids weren’t monitoring everyday what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.” President Barack Obama picked a fight with a hungry hyena on Calabasas crack. Now a makeshift sign looms over HWY 91 in Orange County screaming, “Impeach Obama” in Kris Jenner’s handwriting!
Kris Jenner lashed out on her failing talk show in response to the President’s put-down. “I wasn’t aware that you could only set the bar so high and that we could only dream so big. I was taught dream big, work hard and you can have whatever you wanted. Kanye West doesn’t go on vacation ever… and Kim Kardashian is the hardest working young lady in the world.”
Then Kris blasted Obama for being a hypocrite, “I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that he wouldn’t mind going over there… when [he was] asking them to have a party for [him] while [he was] campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
Kris Jenner has single-handedly managed to keep all of her kids in the top headlines. Kylie and Kendall Jenner flaunt their new clothing line, and perfect bikini bodies. Rob Kardashian gets mentions for his weight, and inability to keep a job or girlfriend. Then there’s Khloe (Hoe-eee) Kardashian, with her cheating NBA husband, Lamar Odom, and their thirst for a baby. Don’t forget about Kourtney Kardashian, her dirt bag baby daddy (??) Scott Disick, and the nasty paternity lawsuit from Michael Girgenti, over son, Mason Disick. Then there’s the reason for income tax refunds being spent on Brazilian butt lifts, and Nicki Minaj’s sexcess- new mom, Kim Kardashian.
We hate them, because we love them. Get it through your thick skulls. Nobody cares to be a doctor, lawyer, or even President of the United States of America in this day and age. Reality show stars are putting true talent out of business. Being a Teen Mom, Bridezilla, Real Housewife, or Gator Boy can lead you to superstardom.
Tell the truth, have you ever auditioned for reality television, or considered a tummy tuck and ass shots? Is Barack right? Why is the POTUS talking about a reality TV star and a hip hop giant anyway? Is hip hop rap music not being used to pitch everything from fast food to back to school sales ?
