I can’t decide if I hate this idea more or less than the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson reuniting for Fifty Shades of Grey nonsense out there. Oh wait, yes I can. This makes me want to punch myself in the face way more than that trainwreck. At least Fifty Shades is based on Twilight. Anastasia and What’s His Douche Face are Kristen and Rob. This is just ridiculous. But the Twihards are having another rough summer and they’re grasping for straws. Luckily for them, Hollywood Life is always ready to oblige their delusions.
So you all know there’s a new Star Wars trilogy with the green light, yes? I know. I know. But before you wreck your brain trying to remember what happened to Hayden Christensen’s career take heart over the fact that JJ Abrams has already signed on to direct. That’s comforting since the dude can do no wrong lately with his success of the Star Trek films. So it might not royally suck which is why everyone wants a shot to star including (a source told HL) Kristen and Rob.
Again, take heart! Apparently insiders are saying there’s a better chance of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise getting back together than Kristen and Rob being offered anything. Producers don’t want the Twihard nation to fan freak over the whole thing. Can you imagine?? Star Wars fanatics are the original Twihards – combining the two could possibly end mankind.
So where does that leave the couple? Back where they have been – nowhere. Kristen’s still road tripping all over the US and was just spotted in Nashville where she inked up at a tattoo parlor with her friends. It’s actually a pretty cute pic. No one knows what she got yet but she looks happy, yes? She looks really good. I’m telling you, in the game of who’s winning post-break up I have to say my money’s on Kristen. Have we even seen Rob yet? And we’re supposed to believe she’s the one that’s sulking at home over Red Bulls and cigarettes?
Would you like to see a Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart Star Wars trilogy? Wasn’t the acting bad enough in the last one?
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