LeAnn Rimes Alcohol Bloat Has Her Looking Like A Fat Cat Lady (PHOTO)

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were photographed at LAX airport upon returning from their trip to Nashville – or what I like to call the scene of Wreckergate – and LeAnn looked … well let’s just say the phrase, “a face only a mama could love,” may or may not have entered my mine. Okay it did. It totally entered my mind. LeAnn has never been a beauty but lately she has been looking far older than her 31 years.

LeAnn who has always struggled with her weight was criticized at one point for being too thin. Her extreme weight loss was particularly shocking because the once chubby country crooner is not naturally thin. When LeAnn was married to Dean Sheremet he introduced her to the benefits of exercise, which helped her to control her weight in a healthier way. In the years following her divorce from Dean it has been alleged by more than one source that LeAnn turned to laxatives as a way to purge her food and thus control her weight. So on the plus side judging by her most recent photos it is safe to say she is no longer abusing laxatives, which is great seeing as prolonged use can be extremely detrimental to one’s health and can cause life-threatening electrolyte disturbances. But on the downside it appears that she is likely still binging on food and alcohol, which is also detrimental to one’s health.

Besides the obvious weight gain, her face appears (and has been appearing) bloated. Anyone care to take a guess at one of the top 5 reasons someone might experience facial swelling?? Ding ding ding ding that is right – binge drinking. Combined with other evidence of her alcohol abuse – like cancelling a concert after a night out at Copper Face Jacks a Dublin nightclub, her recent drunk selfie which showed her in the same clothes she had been wearing earlier in the day at her stepsons soccer game, and countless tweets that seem to be written under the influence – it stands to reason that her puffy appearance could very well be because of her over consumption of alcohol.

Her cat lady appearance as of late could also be in part a result of plastic surgery facial fillers. Whatever the cause – may it be alcohol bloat, plastic surgery, or both – it has LeAnn looking the worst she has in years.

And in closing, I will leave you with one my favorite and most recent drunk tweets (allegedly of course) from LeAnn:

LeAnn Rimes Alcohol Bloat Has Her Looking Like A Fat Cat Lady (PHOTO)

You are right LeAnn your album wasn’t confusing, it was clearly about sleeping with someone’s husband and wanting to bury his wife; what is confusing are your tweets. I just had a grand idea, since your music career is dead in the water for some income you could compile all of your incoherent tweets together into a book called Drinking and Tweeting – oh wait Brandi Glanville already has a best seller by that name. Gosh darn it LeAnn you just can’t win these days can you.