Bag of crazysauce Tom Cruise just can’t seem to catch a break and, according to the newest cover of The National Enquirer, every aspect of Tom Cruise’s life is falling apart. One might say he’s about to crash land on a lonely, deserted island with nothing but his Scientology to warm his soul. A new child support battle — involving his daughter Suri Cruise — is brewing, and it’s rendering him into a tortured mess.
Also on his plate is that gay phone sex scandal. The Tom Cruise gay sex scandal has been blown a bit out of proportion by my standards, but there are people out there who think he’s definitely committed these alleged acts. The magazine is also claiming that there’ll be a new tell-all book released about Tom’s controversial life — a book that exposes all of the dirtiest and darkest secrets of hi twisted, sad love life.
Who knows what is true, what is false, what is semi-true, what is fictional scandalosity, but one thing’s for certain: Tom Cruise ain’t no angel, and he has an entire life of controversial actions to prove that.
Also on the cover of this edition of The Enquirer are new details into the shocking death of Natalie Wood, as well as an angry Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner. Bruce Jenner shouts, “I can destroy you,” to his wife, Momager Kris Jenner, the branding mogul behind the Kardashian Empire. If you haven’t heard about the alleged Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner divorce ensuing, then perhaps you better run out to the newsstands and pick yourself up a copy of the scandalous mag.
Tiger is also allegedly offering his ex wife 200 million dollars to re-marry him and, according to the magazine, you simply won’t believe her response to Tiger’s preposterous proposal. Will she take the money? Or will she leave the golfing pro alone on the green?
Pick up the newest issue of the Enquirer so we can chat about all this Celeb World ridiculosity.
