Only a couple on the verge of breaking up would think to give their marriage a ‘deadline’ before getting a divorce. We’ve been saying for months and months that Beyonce and Jay-Z are just a few bad decisions (or good decisions!) away from getting a divorce, even though they keep trying to pretend as though everything’s fine. Now, a new report from OK! Magazine claims that Beyonce and Jay-Z are trying to bring baby #2 into their marriage/divorce situation. Beyonce pregnant? That’s just what the couple needs… NOT!
A source tells OK!, “If all goes well they’ll start trying for a baby before Christmas. She wants to be pregnant by spring. This is all part of a make or break situation. Renewing their vows was the first step, then a new city, a new scene.”
Hah bloody hah. The ‘Beyonce and Jay-Z are not getting a divorce’ tour continues, y’all! They’ve given up trying to convince American audiences to buy into their marriage, and now they’ve moved their attention overseas. And since nobody’s buying their constant PDA, their vow renewals, and their never-ending PR machine, they’ve taken to creating pregnancy rumors to dispel the divorce rumors. For example check out the pic above on Beyonce’s Instagram this week.
News of Beyonce’s second pregnancy is already spreading rapidly, despite the fact that there have been no official confirmations and not even a hint of a baby bump. But you know, when Beyonce was pregnant with Blue Ivy, her stomach did fold in two. Who knows what to believe when it comes to these two, but I can say one thing: Beyonce and Jay-Z can try all they want to convince everyone that their marriage is perfect, but nobody in a happy marriage suddenly decides to up and move across the world and participate in a vow renewal ceremony. Nobody.