Bruce Jenner Confirms “I’ll Be A Woman Soon” – Sex Change Update (PHOTOS)

Bruce Jenner Confirms "I'll Be A Woman Soon" - Sex Change Update (PHOTOS)

Bruce Jenner’s transformation into a woman is almost complete, according to the cover of the latest edition of “Star” magazine which includes photos. Bruce has slowly been morphing into one ugly looking woman, wearing his hair in a long ponytail, sporting two earrings, lip gloss and getting his nails done into a French manicure. The only thing that’s missing is to get his junk cut, yes a sex change, off so that he can finalize the process of becoming a woman in every aspect.

After he and Kris Jenner announced their plans to divorce, Bruce has been the face of the changing woman. As their divorce is finalized, Bruce has confirmed that he will be a woman soon. Let’s hope so, because the transition photos are killing us with anticipation. Will the former Olympian go for the gold and get his junk snipped for good? He’s probably a tucker as it is. (Free tip: Don’t look that up.)

The magazine reports that Bruce made the tearful confession to his children that his womanly transformation is nearly complete. In addition to that, Kris has had to weigh in with her two cents to say that she is humiliated by his decision to become a woman. She should rejoice — becoming a woman is better than him banging her best friend, right? Sometimes you’ve just got to look at the silver lining.

Not only is Bruce transforming himself into a woman, but he also has plans for his own reality show. Just tell us that it will be based on Bruce Jenner’s dating adventures as a woman and we are SOLD! Seriously, we’d totally watch that mess and cheer on his attempts to hook up with dudes. We’ve heard that Jon Gosselin and Larry Birkhead are single and ready to mingle…. Could you imagine the drama? We can just see it now.

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