Jennifer Lopez used a non-sexual type of lube in her recent “Booty” music video with Iggy Azalea. The video starts with the following kitsch flash-word-narrative: “Warning! Stand by for countdown! Prepare audience for maximum impact! Full immersion begins in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Now!” I laughed and laughed and peed on my feet. And then I cried on my keyboard. There’s enough lube on J-Lo’s body to feed every single member of Sex Addicts Anonymous. She looks like a bald Bruce Jenner with a bad case of separation anxiety.
Luckily for her, the booty shakin’ and the sex sellin’ rubbed off on a certain Doc Johnson (no, it’s not the strange neighbour with the googly eyes and the chainsaw). Doc Johnson is one of the biggest adult toy companies in the world. Here’s the DL:
“Founded in 1976 and celebrating over 30 years as the driving force in the adult novelty industry, Doc Johnson is the world’s largest designer and manufacturer of innovative products for men, women and couples. Raising the bar year after year, Doc Johnson continues to set the industry standard in every aspect of the manufacturing process, consistently delivering the most cutting edge designs; safest and most lifelike materials; ground-breaking technologies; and most inventive, eye-catching packaging to the marketplace.”
The company offered her a long-term sponsorship deal, as well as a year’s worth of free Doc Johnson lube. Deal or no deal? Celeb Dirty Laundry can exclusively confirm that J-Lo is one pen away from signing on the dotted line. According to one of our sources, “J-Lo is beyond excited. People don’t know the real Jennifer. She isn’t doing this for the money. No, this is Jennifer’s way of making the world beautiful again. I really hope she signs the contract.”
The En- Oh, no, wait a second… Did I just write an article about personal lubrication? What is wrong with me? It’s the purple shirt isn’t it? Purple stands for se- Never mind. Let us know your valuable thoughts in the comments below.
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