Kate Middleton Terrifed Queen Elizabeth Plans To Abdicate On Christmas Day – Fears Camilla Parker-Bowles Takeover?

Kate Middleton Terrifed Queen Elizabeth Plans To Abdicate On Christmas Day - Fears Camilla Parker-Bowles Takeover?

Kate Middleton doesn’t believe that Queen Elizabeth actual plans to abdicate the throne on Christmas Day. The Duchess of Cambridge knows that Queen Elizabeth is a tough old bird who would do anything rather than see Camilla Parker-Bowles ascend the throne with Prince Charles. Kate Middleton can’t imagine The Queen voluntarily putting the despised Camilla Parker-Bowles in a position atop the British Monarchy. Kate would be terrified if she believed that The Queen was ready to abdicate! A Camilla Parker-Bowles takeover isPrincess Kate’s worst nightmare.

According to an exclusive new report from The Royalist, big time British bookmakers have been making a series of surprising bets and ‘specific inquiries’ on whether the Queen plans to abdicate the throne on Christmas. Apparently, the big Christmas speech that the Queen always makes to the nation has already been recorded, and people have been falling over themselves to hear what it says before the big day arrives.

A spokesperson for the bookmaker Coral told the Royalist, “Throughout the year there has been major speculation about the Queen’s future but today’s gamble has really caught us by surprise. As far as we are concerned there’s no smoke without fire when bets like this come through all in succession, so we have decided to be safe rather than sorry and pull the plug on the market.”

However, several royal insiders insist that there’s little chance that Queen Elizabeth will EVER abdicate the throne willingly. A senior courtier who refused to be named revealed, “The Queen dedicated herself to ‘a life of service’ whether that would be ‘long or short’ when she made her 21st birthday speech in South Africa. The word ‘life’ is the important bit. We don’t comment on what bookmakers do.”

Bookmakers have been wrong before, notably concerning the birth of Prince George and Kate Middleton’s second pregnancy. Plus, Queen Elizabeth has made it very clear that she’s not willing to abdicate – not now, and not ever. Yes, she’s growing older, and yes, she’s slowly starting to hand over more responsibilities to Prince Charles, but the Queen has dedicated her life to this job. I don’t think she knows how NOT to be Queen, just as long as she’s alive and capable and in full control of her mental facilities.

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5 responses to “Kate Middleton Terrifed Queen Elizabeth Plans To Abdicate On Christmas Day – Fears Camilla Parker-Bowles Takeover?”

  1. BSDetector says:

    complete and utter BS

    • Colleen Gaskill says:

      I want to write for them. I know I could write better and more interesting fiction than that. Let’s see… “Camilla is having an affair with Philip and is carrying his love child.” That’s just off the top of my head. Think what I could do if I took time.

  2. Elia says:

    Of course queenie isn’t against Camilla. She allowed the hag to interfere in Diana’s marriage, she let Charles marry the hag after they killed Diana…..the queenie is very fond of the hag. They’re both hags.

    • Plunkitt_of_Tammany_Hall says:

      What’s the matter, Elia? Can’t stand the competition in the hag sweepstakes? Don’t worry; you would win that competition hands down any day of the week.

  3. Colleen Gaskill says:

    Considering this journalism insults the real journalists. I come here to see how ridiculous they can be.