Katy Perry Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby: The Possibility Destroys Kristen Stewart!

Katy Perry Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby: The Possibility Destroys Kristen Stewart!

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are having a torrid affair, if the stories are true. No matter how many Twi-hards want Rob to get back together with Kristen Stewart, the prevailing story at the moment is that Katy and Rob are hooking up. They may not be dating, but they’re banging.

So, of course, OK! Magazine claims that Katy is about to slip up and get pregnant with Rob’s baby. Well, they actually allege that it doesn’t even have to be Rob’s baby, considering how many dudes Katy’s hooking up with right now.

A ‘source’ tells OK!, “Her friends fear her trysts may have bigger, more permanent implications. Several people in her crew are worried she might slip up and get pregnant. She certainly has plenty of potential baby daddies in the mix.”

You know, I never really thought about it this way, but perhaps the reason that Katy and Rob are so close is because they’re basically female and male versions of each other. They’re both fans of irreverent humor, they’re both very famous, and they both like to hook up with a lot of people when they’re not in serious relationships. Ok, I just realized I just described half of Hollywood, but it would certainly explain their attraction towards each other. Or, you know, they’re just really good looking.

Either way, OK! says that because Katy’s ‘dating’ Rob, Rob Ackroyd, and Diplo at the same time, she might get reckless and get pregnant. See, in tabloid world, hooking up with a bunch of dudes = possibility of getting pregnant. Actually, just wearing a loose t-shirt and eating too much for lunch means you’re pregnant, but sleeping around works just as well. But since we’re guessing that Katy has plenty of experience in this arena, she probably knows better than to be ‘reckless’ with any of the guys she’s hooking up with.

However, imagine Katy does get pregnant with Rob’s baby? How do you think Kristen Stewart would react to that? Not very well, I’d imagine. And then we can watch her try to one-up them by getting pregnant with Rupert Sanders‘ baby.


13 responses to “Katy Perry Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby: The Possibility Destroys Kristen Stewart!”

  1. Lola says:

    Such as stupid and ridiculous article! Be serious people and stop gossiping around like that!

  2. Caro says:

    Katy Perry is the biggest tramp in the entertainment industry and any guy who hooks up with her is NUTS! Yes, pregnancy is an issue but so is HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia etc.

  3. charlotte crowder says:

    Rob and Kristen were together 4 yrs.Kristen makes ONE mistake and Rob disses her like she is a cheap whore! What is KP? Just needs a man. Well if that’s what she considers Rob after the way he treated Kristen and HER bff then she is one mixed up biatch! Kristen has proved to him she isn’t sleeping around for 2 yrs now. Don’t sleep with any guy who comes around but find you a GOOD one and be happy!!!

  4. […] is back with Kristen, of course he won’t want to leave the city for a long time. Then again, Katy Perry also lives in Los Angeles, so maybe he’s missing her, not […]

  5. Chintami Karrina Poetri says:

    This article its very ridicilous,gossip cop already denied this rumors,everytime about katy,media always make hedline about robert pattinson name.

  6. justme says:

    dirty laundry, can you get any more stupid than you already are? don’t think so…

  7. […] he’s not the first guy to do that with her, right? Anyway, last week we told you about how Rob and Katy Perry were spotted making out at an after party for his new film, The Rover, and lots of people got all […]

  8. jesse says:

    Because Katy Perry and Rob Patz are the to worse liars in Hollywood they are both trash and need to be banned from the country for health sake.

  9. Josie says:

    To be fair about. Very little actors/actress are not banging each other. All of them go around the circle who is hot and F… them. Tell me who didn’t. They are all the same. I don’t agree with the cheating thing but, I feel like Kristen is been hummered with this for too long. I think people should really see the real picture about this industry. RP, KP, etc they are all whores…. So please! Get over it and be honest about it. Everybody bangs each other!!

  10. Josie says:

    Don’t be so angry! I’m sure if your around their circle you’ll do the same thing. Hahahaha

  11. ayesha says:

    such a bad article . Robert with katty never ………. Robert is justst for Kristen FOREVER

  12. Did John Mayer help write this Article? Whow, I wonder, how the author would like it, if people speculated about his/her private life. Facts please.

  13. Sheva_1 says:

    Kristen makes one mistake and is branded forever. she is a home body. She goes out in the morning to shop and walk the dogs. She makes movies and is there on time for makeup and call. Katy is out every night with a different guy doing who knows what. Kristen is coming into her womanhood very nicely. All she needs is a few finishing touches. I just hope that the guys that are with Katy are mature enough to use protection.