Kate Middleton Baby Birth Becomes Carole Middleton’s Business Opportunity – Queen Elizabeth Disgusted With Mercenary Commoners

Kate Middleton Baby Birth Becomes Carole Middleton's Business Opportunity - Queen Elizabeth Disgusted With Mercenary Commoners

Carole Middleton has taken advantage of Kate Middleton’s looming baby birth to profit once again off of royal connections! Just when we think that the Middletons have developed a modicum of classy behavior, they go and do something like this. In what is an insanely perfect coincidence [or really, not a coincidence at all], Carole Middleton has decided to promote her party firm’s baby shower goodies and gifts days before Kate Middleton’s due date.

According to a report from the Daily Mail, Carole had emailed her Party Pieces firm’s customers yesterday, ‘recommending the Chevron Divine table wear range for new parents’. She reportedly wrote, “I love a range that fits so many different gatherings. Chevron Divine is just that, and it’s great for a baby shower.” Really, could she be any more transparent?

She also adds, “It teams blue and pink together – perfect if you don’t know what sex the baby is.” We see what you did there, Carole. Even though they all know that royal baby #2 will be a girl, they’re fronting like they don’t know – and this little snippet supports the whole ‘don’t know the gender yet’ thing.

Plus, this whole baby shower range is insanely expensive, isn’t it? Apparently, the cheapest item is a £2.79 set of party cups. I mean, Carole’s party goods have already been criticized for being ‘tacky merchandise’, and this definitely isn’t going to help that image.

Then again, of course Carole Middleton is going to take advantage of her daughter’s upcoming birth to shill her party line. Really, is it any wonder that Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles are so consistently disgusted and disenfranchised by the Middleton family? More often than not, the Middletons – especially Carole – prove how gauche and ‘commoner’ they are, especially when Carole is famewhoring her own daughter’s birth to gain leverage for her company.

What do you guys think about Queen Elizabeth’s and Prince Charles’ reactions to Carole Middleton unofficially pimping Kate Middleton’s upcoming birth? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

11 responses to “Kate Middleton Baby Birth Becomes Carole Middleton’s Business Opportunity – Queen Elizabeth Disgusted With Mercenary Commoners”

  1. Ms. Chanandler Bong says:

    I think it all sounds so American! So Kardashian! Carole Middleton is Britain’s Kris Jenner with a much bigger prize.

  2. Victoria McGuire says:

    Once again CDL, you are writing a lot of BS. Why does everybody refer to the Duchess’s whole family as commoners? Puleeze.

  3. Ellen dasig says:

    just asking, are those items sold out within a minute after being advertise by the leech queen carole? You know, whatever flasher kate wears will be already out of stock (now is not within 24 hours) just a minute.

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  5. Kellie says:

    I wish the media would stop acting so sure that the baby is a girl. They were so “sure” Prince George was going to be a girl. It may very well be a girl, but we won’t know until it’s born

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  8. Elia says:

    The royals and the Middletons have a lot in common actually. They’re all repulsive,for many reasons.

  9. Paula Burton says:


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