Jennifer Aniston is married to Justin Theroux and is adopting a child after consulting with Sandra Bullock according to reports. After three long years of being engaged and rumors of break-ups, secret pregnancies and test-tube Brad Pitt babies, Jennifer Aniston has finally tied the knot with her occasional actor and screenwriter beau Justin Theroux. The duo got hitched Wednesday night at their house in LA with family and friends in attendance at the low-key ceremony very much unlike her lavish nuptials with ex Brad Pitt.
What’s interesting is that their wedding cake eschewed the traditional bride and groom figures and instead had muppet-looking large figures on top. This makes sense as it seems like Jen has turned into Justin’s puppet and she just does what he says and is very meh. There’s just nothing much to her anymore. Other than Horrible Bosses, she hasn’t done anything much that was great.
Her movie Cake was way overrated but rumor has it the reason that she hasn’t been working much is that she was undergoing extensive fertility treatments in a last-ditch bid to get pregnant. But at 46, it’s no surprise that she was not able to get pregnant. Recently, she was counseled by Sandra Bullock to give up on a biological child and adopt like she has done.
Rumors are swirling that Jennifer and Justin are adding a baby carriage after the marriage and are adopting a baby girl, but they have denied all reports. Of course, they’ve also been denying the imminent marriage rumors and they just tied the knot. Could it be that they rushed to the altar with a small ceremony to put a ring on her finger before they bring their daughter home?
They were able to hide their last minute wedding plans by using the ruse of a birthday party for Justin, but could it be that the party was for Justin’s b-day and was converted to a wedding just recently when they finalized adoption plans? The couple denying an adoption is meaningless since earlier this week, they also denied that a wedding was imminent.
The rumors that are swirling indicate that Jennifer recently became pals with Sandra Bullock who advised and guided Jennifer through the adoption selection and interview process. Jennifer and Justin recently visited with Sandra at her Austin, Texas home to talk adoption while Justin was working on his HBO show The Leftovers in Texas. Jennifer set up a meeting so they could find out more.
Adoption makes sense for Aniston who is rumored to be a smoker of both cigarettes and marijuana and a regular drinker. She doesn’t seem too interested in getting herself cleaned up for a pregnancy. And you’ll remember that Brad Pitt jilted Aniston in favor of the unarguably much hotter Angelina Jolie who was willing to have kids with him.
Pitt talked about his marriage being a lot of sitting on the couch smoking joints with Aniston and says they weren’t “living and interesting life” and that his marriage to Aniston was to blame. While Pitt has moved on to a globe trotting existence with Jolie and six kids, it seems like Aniston has continued to sit on that couch only replacing Pitt with Theroux.
No doubt a kid is what she needs – and the sooner the better…