A 17-year-old millionaire bought a $2.7 million house in a millionaire’s neighborhood. It sounds idyllic and fun and such, until you realise that said 17-year-old is actually a mini-Kardashian with an ego problem. Kylie Jenner used her own blood, sweat and money tears to buy the 4,900 square foot property in Calabasas.
Oh the independent youth of today! Such a darling, isn’t she? She spread her mature wings and soared above the skies like a real-life Icarus. Okay, more like a baby Icarus with tiny feet. Let’s just go with the exaggeration shall we? Of course we know what happened to Icarus, don’t we!
Kylie’s milkshake brings all the boys – and the girls – to the yard. She’ll teach you, but it’s not her yard. Don’t cry for her, Argentina. The truth is she never left… Kris Jenner? And the bubble pops. Kylie’s hot new house with its five bedrooms is less than a block away from Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian.
This little Icarus didn’t spread her wings and fly; she simply bought a $2.7 million mansion because, you know, it’s a friggin’ mansion and who needs money right? It’s not like there’s people dying from hunger and thirst in underdeveloped nations or anything. Or as Kris Jenner would say, “Altruism… Altruism… It means- Wait, uhm… What does it mean again?”
Kylie’s absolutely oh-my-gawd-amazing 18 birthday is around the gated community corner, ready to pounce on her like Tequila O’ Vomit. Is this her way of expressing her soon-to-be-legal status? “Hey! I just bought a $2.7 million house so I can party all night long!” It’s like Independence Day without the murder-ships and the laser beams and the Will Smith Smile.
What do you think? Should we cut her some slack? Or is she just a plain ol’ brat? Let us know your very valuable thoughts in the comments below.