Robert Pattinson is a terrible dancer, you guys. Don’t believe me? Look no further than the absolutely humiliating video of Rob attempting to dance at the Coachella music festival [during Drake’s performance], right next to his fiance, FKA Twigs.
What makes it especially more embarrassing is that FKA Twigs is doing her own thing and dancing to her own groove, and Rob next to her looks like a deranged hobo attempting to find some rhythm.
I mean, it’s nice that Rob and FKA are able to do normal, couple-y things like attend Coachella together. However, I have to wonder how high/drunk they are to be able to deal with the public during events like this? Neither FKA Twigs nor Robert Pattinson are wearing disguises, although Rob is wearing a hat and clearly has a cigarette in his mouth. Even then, you can tell it’s them – and clearly, other people can as well, hence the video.
Anyway, Rob’s dancing is not… well, it’s not the best. You can’t see too much of FKA Twigs dancing since it’s more of her kind of doing her own thing, probably embarrassed by her crazy fiance trying to bust out some moves next to her. But again, it’s sweet that they’re spending so much time together, even when they’re pretty much inseparable anyway.
What do you guys think about Robert Pattinson’s dancing attempt? Do you think he needs to never dance ever again, or do you think people are over-reacting when they call him a terrible dancer? Going along that train of thought, I wonder if FKA Twigs will make him get dance lessons before their wedding – especially if she’s judging his dancing abilities on what he displayed in this video.
Anyway, let us know your thoughts [on both Rob’s and FKA’s dancing] in the comments below.
FameFlynet: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at Coachella – When Rob still mattered and KStew wasn’t a trampire.
— breezy. (@breeaawwnnaa) April 15, 2015