Kate Middleton Pregnant With Third Child: Kensington Palace Announces Pregnancy For The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Kate Middleton Pregnant With Third Child: Kensington Palace Announces Pregnancy For The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child! Kensington Palace made the announcement September 4 (see below) and unfortunately The Duchess of Cambridge is suffering from severe morning sickness – hyperemesis gravidarum – as she did with her previous two pregnancies. Congratulations to Prince William and Kate Middleton on this wonderful news!

According to the latest cover issue of Life & Style Magazine, Kate Middleton is not only pregnant with her third child, but she’s also been named the Queen! Well at least the Kate Middleton pregnant part of the cover is accurate!

The report claims that as, “public backlash grows over Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, the queen decides that only William and Kate can save the monarchy. Now Kate’s friends reveal she has even more reason to celebrate – baby No. 3 is on the way.”

Alas, we had been hearing that Queen Elizabeth was frustrated with said public backlash against Charles and Camilla for some time now, but it’s doubtful that she would go ahead and name Kate Middleton – someone with barely improved standing amongst the public – as Queen.

There might be a large percentage of the populace who does prefer the more millennially inclined Prince William and Kate Middleton, but there is probably a large segment that would also much rather see Prince Charles on the throne than his son – albeit perhaps an even larger percentage still who’d rather Queen Elizabeth just live forever, and not have to deal with her son or her grandson.

Kate Middleton Pregnant With Third Child: Kensington Palace Announces Pregnancy For The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

The magazine’s sources claim, “After her death, Queen Elizabeth wants her eldest son to abdicate, handing the throne over to William and Kate.” But alas, the Queen’s ‘decision’ to announce this on the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death has apparently ‘reopened old wounds’ and ‘damaged Prince Charles’ reputation’. Um… what reputation?

The source – a supposedly high-level courtier – also adds, “Initially, Charles was opposed to the idea of abdicating, saying he had waited his whole life to become king. But he is coming around to the idea.” This is where the report loses us completely, because there’s little to no chance – barring complete humiliation and a public meltdown – that Prince Charles would be willing to give up the throne that he has spent his entire life seeking and being trained for.

But alas, perhaps the family will enjoy the good news in the wake of all this succession drama, as news of Kate Middleton’s third pregnancy is accurate. The report suggests, “Those close to Kate say she’s in the early stages of pregnancy… [She’s] showing all the tell-tale signs that she’s expecting.”

What do you guys think? Will Queen Elizabeth actually pass over Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles to hand the throne to Prince William and make the pregnant Kate Middleton queen? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

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11 responses to “Kate Middleton Pregnant With Third Child: Kensington Palace Announces Pregnancy For The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge”

  1. HotMess88 says:

    Hmmm…the most exciting news all year…zzzz

    • Sigi says:

      Yes there will be endless stories of how Waity is suffering. She’ll be missing from all her rare “work duties” but will always be feeling much better for any party or fun event/vacation. I wonder if they’ll sacrifice another nurse like they did to Jacintha S.

  2. Sigi says:

    The surrogate is busy again. Waity and Numb-Nuts are eagerly awaiting a third fugly child so they can ignore it and regularly palm it off on the nannies. How totally f-ing awful.

  3. royalwatcher says:

    So much for Will and Kate stepping up to full time duties. There will be babymoons and paternity and maternity leaves

  4. Elizabeth Connell says:

    I take it then this is from another surrogate?

  5. HotMess88 says:

    Thought so. Very suss.