Kim Kardashian does not only make money from her highly successful store chain, her voluptuous modeling career and her family’s ultra-famous television shows. No. The junk-in-the-trunk Kardashian is also booked at the hottest parties, the hottest clubs and the hottest shows. She receives an appearance fee worth more than most countries earn a year in Africa. However, according to the latest issue of Star magazine, the cray-cray Kardashian is a terror to work with.
Dear promoter, if only you’d been reading Celeb Dirty Laundry you would have seen example A, example B and example X,Y and Z. You would have also noticed that Kim K is the bitchiest lunatic since Nikola Tesla, sans the intelligence and the whole electricity thing. According to the report in Star, “Las Vegas promoters are crossing Kim off their ‘It’ lists and refusing to pay her for her appearances.” A top promoter said, “She’s boring, charges too much, and she’s high-maintenance. She’s not worth it – she just stands there. No one cares about her anymore.” Oh, how the mighty have fallen…
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, on the other hand, are in high demand by promoters. The promoter said about Scott, “He is great! He costs way less than Kim, and he’ll do crazy stuff, like rip off a girl’s swimsuit.” Tsk-tsk promoter, now what would Kourtney say about that? She’s already half-past neurotic and eating her feet from stress. You shouldn’t tell all of the dirty secrets!
People should seriously think before booking the Kardashian bitches. These promoters might be held liable for blindness and concussions, because any Kardashian’s ego is the brightest little twinkling star in the whole of the Universe. Kim’s ego, on the other hand, is large enough to take out an entire continent. Weapons of mass destruction? Beware! Kim K may be visiting your town!
What do you think? Would you book this rich bitch at your birthday party? Let us know in the comments below.
“Keeping Up with the Kardashian” stars Kim and Khloe Kardashian return to their hotel on October 11, 2012 in Miami, Florida.
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