Queen Elizabeth Botox Nightmare: Kate Middleton Appalled – Camilla Parker-Bowles Responsible for Queen’s Agony?

Queen Elizabeth Botox Nightmare: Kate Middleton Appalled – Camilla Parker-Bowles Responsible for Queen’s Agony?

Is Queen Elizabeth is in unbearable pain due to a few Botox injections? Kate Middleton is allegedly appalled that Camilla Parker-Bowles is responsible for Her Majesty’s agony. There has been a bit of buzz lately that the ladies of the Royal Family, especially Kate Middleton, are quietly sneaking off for Botox injections here and there. The Duchess of Cornwall, according to GLOBE, joined in the filler fun a few years ago.

A Palace insider revealed that Duchess Camilla Parker-Bowels truly believes the Botox and fillers have done a terrific job and made the lines and wrinkles on her aging face just disappear.

Parker-Bowles apparently thought that sharing the secret of youthful skin with Queen Elizabeth was a wise thing to do. The source divulged that Duchess Camilla believed that passing along this information to Queen Elizabeth would be a great way to claw her way back into Queen Elizabeth’s good graces.

Allegedly the Duchess of Cornwall encouraged Queen Elizabeth to secretly receive a few Botox injections. Those in the know report that Camilla Parker-Bowles assured Queen Elizabeth there were virtually no side effects. Queen Elizabeth ordered the Royal dermatologist to Buckingham Palace and received a few injections over a six month period.

Poor Queen Elizabeth is now paying the price for believing anything the Duchess of Cornwall has to say. Royal sources disclosed that the monarch can “barely move her jaw to speak. Now, it’s also difficult for [Queen Elizabeth] to chew food. And smiling is out of the question.”

Duchess Camilla has been banished from Buckingham Palace sources say. The Duchess of Cambridge should be delighted that the Duchess of Cornwall has further out of favor with Queen Elizabeth. And perhaps Princess Kate is happy to see Duchess Camilla knocked down a few more pegs.

Unconfirmed sources reveal the Kate Middleton is furious with Camilla Parker-Bowles for causing Queen Elizabeth unnecessary pain and exposing the Royal ladies’ predilection for Hollywood-style cosmetic surgery.

No one dare utter the Duchess of Cornwall’s name – even when Queen Elizabeth isn’t in earshot. This plan of Duchess Camilla’s to win over Queen Elizabeth’s heart has backfired, don’t you think? Palace insiders report that Queen Elizabeth has OFFICIALLY decided that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be the next King and Queen.

Let us know what you think in the comments section below and come back to CDL for the latest Royal Family news.

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  • Ladyhawke

    OMG!! Can this site get any sillier?!

  • Ladyhawke

    If Camilla’s been having “filler fun”, she should demand a refund.

  • Ladyhawke

    Yes, I believe she’s around 772.

    • Elizabeth Connell

      boy thats what I call an older woman

      • Ladyhawke

        I take the opportunity wherever possible!
        :-)

    • Balance 1.75 cents.

      Lol, 772? if she was born in 1243, she must have survived the wrath of several women scorned, Catherine of Aragon, Anne, Bloody Mary, QE I, etc… no wonder she has to withstand of Diana’s torrid relationship of her then lover to husband of heir apparent. Whew!

      • Ladyhawke

        The woman’s an expert!
        :-)

  • Ladyhawke

    LOL!! CDL embarrassed? Never!
    :-)

  • Ladyhawke

    :-)!

  • Catnip523

    I totally agree, plus having the job of being the queen for 2,000 lol you may not smile as much after awhile lol and when she was young she was gorgeous! She’s aged well, I think.

  • Catnip523

    Right lol when it comes to Camilla, its cheaper to keep her it seems. They all should just hope, the people don’t turn against them once she passes.

  • Catnip523

    2,000 years lol *

  • Balance 1.75 cents.

    Maybe… but didn’t anybody know what happened at Calais? I gotta love that disgruntled truck driver that threaten to ram down unruly migrants on highway in Calais (as seen on you tube).. I never seen anything like this these day!!

  • Balance 1.75 cents.

    Probably left a hefty death tax, bedroom tax, heirloom tax, property tax, charity tax, jewelry tax, everything tax whatever, the Queen will say in her written note : To whatever want to take throne after me.

  • Christian

    Precisely!

  • Ladyhawke

    Partly when CDL stops publication.

  • Ladyhawke

    Has CDL stopped publishing stories, because we’re amusing ourselves, or are the writers tapped out of ideas? The Queen’s face isn’t big enough to cover another day.

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  • Ladyhawke

    You won’t be at all disappointed with the standard of the next story – classic CDL.
    :-)

    • Christian

      :-) :-) :-)

  • Ladyhawke

    LOL!!!

  • Ladyhawke

    I may get into trouble if I pursue that!

  • Ladyhawke

    LOL!! Good old Malcolm!
    I’ve had a problem with him ever since he was Counsel for Kerry Packer during “Goanna-Gate”.

  • Ladyhawke

    Yes, I was confused by this post – it made no sense at all.

  • Colleen Gaskill

    I still think the story I invented is better. Camilla and Philip are having an affair and she is carrying their love child. Don’t you think I’m ready to write for CDL?

    • Ladyhawke

      Absolutely! In fact, I think your talent shows CDL editorship potential – immediately!
      To add more grist to the mill, Camilla could participate in “Who Do You Think You Are?” and discover SHE is the love child of Philip and the Duchess of Kent. Really, nothing is off the table as far as CDL is concerned.
      :-)

  • Ladyhawke

    Yes, quite possibly – if it didn’t shatter first.

  • Ladyhawke

    Yes, either that or the Wicked Witch of the West with her flying monkeys – “Go fly my pretty ones!”
    Very Camilla, and no prosthetics required.

  • Ladyhawke

    Yes, I agree. Dealing with the trolls is difficult enough.

    • Monica Ice

      I can fight my own battles; thanks ms know it all.

      • Ladyhawke

        Well, how have YOU been dimwit? LOL – speaking of TROLLS!!

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  • Ladyhawke

    Completely agree with you.

  • Ladyhawke

    Exactly!

  • Ladyhawke

    Well, I’m sure in the capable hands of the CDL writers, the use of Tupperware at picnics in the highlands will become a full-on histrionic saga. I wonder if Tupperware make wine glasses? These will be necessary to enable Camilla to descend into one of her all too familiar drunken rants, screaming at Charles that she has no use for his “manly bits” (OMG), and taking potshots at Kate with the scotch eggs.

  • Ladyhawke

    Just as long as it has the Royal Warrant!! LOL!!! That’s funny – because so it’s true!
    I love Hyacinth because she rings so true to a few people I’ve known.

  • Ladyhawke

    It’s so unbelievably STUPID!!
    This ladyhawke’s taking a little break from these boards for a few days; too much exposure and I can actually feel my IQ slipping.
    I’ll leave the whipping of the writers in your more than capable hands.
    :-)!

  • Ladyhawke

    I have never been a fan of Turnbull’s; too much murky history from the 80s there. He’s an elitist who attempts (and fails) to represent himself as someone quite different. Abbott was far from perfect, however he was much more visible and hands-on than Turnbull. Unfortunately, he was too loyal to the fools he surrounded himself with.
    President Turnbull? I don’t think so.
    :-)

  • Ladyhawke

    LOL!! I can relate!