Jennifer Aniston: Angelina Jolie’s “A Horny Bitch!”

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Jennifer Aniston couldn’t help ripping on “not cool” Angelina Jolie recently when she saw pics of her ex-husband’s current fiance in full costume for her new movie Maleficent. Sometimes it’s too hard to be the bigger person and when Angelina Jolie is literally wearing horns… well, then you thank the Gods for the easy joke and you take another sip of your red wine and you make it!

The National Enquirer, print edition, (via Celebitchy) explains:

Chit-chatting with a coterie of girly-pals on the Beverly Hills circuit, Jennifer Aniston triggered hysterical giggles when she gored Angelina Jolie over that scary-looking set of horns she’s sporting for the horror flick ‘Maleficent,’ sniping: “Those horns suit her perfectly… she’s always been a horny bitch!” Jen went on to call Jolie a “she-devil.”

Would you have made the joke? Of course you would have! It was too obvious! Does Jen even care if anyone hears her slur it while she’s enjoying her wine and friends? Probably not. And I’m not saying Jen is still pining for Brad Pitt. She actually seems pretty happy with Justin Theroux. They’ve been romping all over Europe together, showing off their six packs while she was wearing something that looked suspiciously like an engagement ring. Also, Jen’s hooking up with Courtney Cox again, so things are good.

But do you ever quite get over your husband leaving you for another woman? I’m sure you get over it but you never really get over it. It stings. You should be able to rip the other woman apart for the rest of your life without thinking twice. Is that healthy? Probably not. But how often does Angelina actually, physically wear horns? I can’t blame Jen for going there, can you?

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