Report: Kristen Stewart Pregnant Who Is The Father?

Report: Kristen Stewart Pregnant Who Is The Father?

Kristen Stewart has a much bigger problem than her struggling trampire image. In nine months or less the cheating actress just might have a very visible reminder of her affair with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, and I’m not talking about more disturbing paparazzi pics. Star magazine suggests on its August 13 cover edition that Kristen Stewart is pregnant and she’s not sure who the father is!

I never thought I would feel like Maury Povich so much in my life! Could her life get any worse?

With a headline, “Kristen’s Pregnancy Nightmare”, I’m guessing this isn’t a planned pregnancy. But it goes on to wonder who the father could be so I guess Star’s source isn’t sure if it’s Sanders’ baby or not. Obviously with two children already, he has what it takes to get the job done, but Kristen was living with Robert Pattinson during the affair so it’s anyone’s guess who the lucky man is.

If Kristen does end up knocked up this could be the most sensational story of all time in the history of gossip. But I’m not so sold on the idea. Kristen’s buddy and director of Welcome to the Riley’sGiovanni Agnelli, has been adamant on twitter about Kristen and Rupert never having had sexual relations. Now I feel like Bill Clinton!

Just for gossip’s sake, what if it’s Rob’s baby? There have been hints that the two were procreating. What if they named it Renesmee? Amazing. You know he couldn’t leave her then. Rob would try to make it work for the kid. He’s an English gent like that. So that just got me thinking. Is the baby news just a last minute attempt from Kristen to keep Rob from dumping her? I hear there’s a place somewhere that pathetic women actually do that. I’d say Kristen could fit that bill in her current state.

Do you believe Star magazine’s story? Could a baby possibly be on the way for Kristen? Do you think the news is too crazy to be made up or is this just the media taking the story to its logical, nonsensical next step?

11 responses to “Report: Kristen Stewart Pregnant Who Is The Father?”

  1. […] celebritydirty: With a headline, “Kristen’s Pregnancy Nightmare”, I’m guessing this isn’t a planned pregnancy. But it goes on to wonder who the father could be so I guess Star’s source isn’t sure if it’s Sanders’ baby or not. Obviously with two children already, he has what it takes to get the job done, but Kristen was living with Robert Pattinson during the affair so it’s anyone’s guess who the lucky man is. […]

  2. Susan Mackay2803 says:

    Is this serious?

  3. […] Report: Kristen Stewart Pregnant Who Is The Father? – CelebDirtyLaundry […]

  4. ole gunny says:

    When pigs fly, this girl has had far too many lovers to get prego. She knows her way around a penis.

  5. shhhhhh says:

     She would probably get an abortion.

  6. The story starts off like she is pregnant than it goes to if she is. There is the hook! If she is then she will deal with it. All the stories that I have read say that the fling with Sanders was not sexual, Kristen has been quote to say previously that she would love to have Rob baby and if it happens it happens. All I know is that there will be a lot of these gossip mags will be sold.

  7. […] Wait, I thought Kristen Stewart was pregnant already? Or is it like I smuttily surmised before that the pregnancy story was just a way for Kristen to get Rob’s attention? Now that we know the couple thought having a baby would make them closer, it’s an obvious assumption to make. I just can’t see Kristen pulling a Miley. Have you heard the story behind that new phrase? Apparently Vampire Diaries’ star, Nina Dobrev, was asked if she was engaged to co-star Ian Somerhalder and she just laughed and said, “I’m not going to pull a Miley!” I just think that’s hilarious! […]

  8. […] what was formerly considered abnormal.  Now that we have also reported on Celeb Dirty Laundry that Kristen Stewart might be pregnant we can run a contest to see who gives birth first – Stephan Ira or KStew. /* […]

  9. nancy says:

    I agree with you 100% Kristen made a mistake but that doesn’t give anyone the right to be so hurtful and hateful toward her. and I am a fan of her’s and Rob’s,

  10. she;s not pregnant yees. leave the girl alone.