Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Reunite: Together For Afternoon Lunch Date! (Photos)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Reunite: Together For Afternoon Lunch Date! (Photos)

There was another sighting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together as they left a restaurant yesterday surrounded by friends/bodyguards.  Of course neither Edward nor Bella looked happy, affectionate, or sincere.  Why would they?  Rob hates Kristen since she shamed him in front of the entire world by betraying him like a cheap tramp and she has always been a miserable bitch anyway.

Robert wore a t-shirt with a massive ‘GERMS’ logo emblazoned on the front – no doubt a direct reference to the Trampire and her spit-swapping with Rupert Sanders.  Of course Rob sees Kristen as diseased now, as does most of the sentient world.  We are not referring to Twihards here – we said sentient, didn’t we.

Rob is being forced to schlepp around a confused and gawky-looking Kristen on this bullshit show of reconciliation and he looks like he wants to punch someone in the mouth – let’s guess whom that might be.

Kristen for her part looked a litter saner than she did the night before outside of Ye Rustic Inn.  In that video the Trampire looked as if she feared Rob would leave her standing there in the parking lot – something he no doubt wanted to do. Yesterday afternoon outside of the restaurant, Kristen’s shorts were undone and falling down. Whether this was supposed to entice a hostile-looking Rob to once again sample her wares or was simply her way of telling Edward that she’ll f**k whomever she pleases, is hard to say.  What’s your guess?  Mine is BOTH!

One thing for sure – you couldn’t find two more miserable looking twenty-something millionaires in California outside of a drug rehab clinic.  If this is Summit’s idea of a putting the showmance back on for all the potential customers of Breaking Dawn Part 2 then they better rethink that plan.  Perhaps they could hire look-a-likes for Rob and Kristen who could be paid to show some affection?

Check out the pics of the miserable pair at TMZ.

Photo Credit: KM/Flynetpictures

7 responses to “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Reunite: Together For Afternoon Lunch Date! (Photos)”

  1. Susie says:

    Wow, I just got cut by all the vitriol you spewed in this “article”…taking this too seriously and too personally, aren’t you? Lighten up, these couple hasn’t been or will not be the only couple to go through cheating and stay together…it amuses me that everyone is so quick to judge and condemn people based on gossip and hearsay…nobody knows and it is NOBODY’s business…stand back and start living your own life…

  2. peanut says:

    Yep, what a couple of miserable losers.

  3. amiee says:

    a week before promo fro BD2…yeah this seems legit…I’ve seen the photos, he’s not even standing close to her or looking at her…he’s done with her as soon as BD2 is over

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    together with other people… it only confirms that the two are still friends but no longer an item… they’re done. but they have to be together per instruction/request of the twilight producers so that the movie will sell.

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