Kris Jenner Sinks Cougar Claws Into Ben Flajnik in Bold Attention-Seeking Move (PHOTO)

Kris Jenner Sinks Cougar Claws Into Ben Flajnik in Bold Attention-Seeking Move (PHOTO)

Seriously, someone needs to remind Kris Jenner that we really don’t care if she rises like the phoenix after being beat down by a series of family set backs. Maybe that failed talk show, impending divorce and those out of control teen daughters should have prompted Kris to take 4 big steps back from the spotlight to reevaluate her life. But this is Kris that we’re talking about and before she was pimping out her flesh and blood for cold, hard cash her life revolved around two things: sex and booze, so it’s no surprise to see her return to her roots, right?

According to the Dec. 9th print edition of US Weekly Kris is in the middle of a torrid fling with Bachelor failure, Ben Flajnik. Apparently she thinks banging some guy with surfer hair that is younger than half of her kids will lead her to the fountain of youth and leave her dwindling fan base impressed by her cougar skills. Instead what she likely has is Ben hoping that he can shoot a few scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians and spin those fake reality moments into a substantial career in Hollywood.

Kris Jenner Sinks Cougar Claws Into Ben Flajnik in Bold Attention-Seeking Move (PHOTO)

Keep in mind that not only did CDL tell you that Kris was banging Ben weeks ago but Us Weekly is the primary go t0 outlet for the Kardashian/Jenner axis of evil – Kris herself gave Us this story – think about that while you thaw your turkey….

Speaking of the Kardashian’s, are you liking the new and usually half-naked Kim Kardashian? Kanye West is responsible for her new found love of monochromatic, sheer dresses that expose more than any other new mom is willing to show! Kanye thinks he is propelling his baby mama towards a Vogue cover, do you agree or is Kanye as deluded about Kim as he is about his own god-like skills? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

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