This week’s OK! Magazine has an exciting headline, where they claim that Mila Kunis is embroiled in some ‘delivery room drama’! Except Mila’s still 9 months pregnant, and still hasn’t visited the delivery room because – wait for it – she hasn’t had her baby yet! That’s right folks, a heavily pregnant Mila Kunis continues to frequent the streets of Los Angeles, making faces at the paparazzi and generally being very pregnant. Maybe there’ll be delivery room drama when she finally gets to the delivery room, especially if she insist on having a natural birth once she gets there.
There’s also several other ‘facts’ pertaining to other major celebrity pregnancies in Hollywood, all of which are hilarious and entertaining. Apparently, Khloe Kardashian‘s doctor wants Scott Disick to pull her baby out of her. Um, Scott’s probably going to be passed out in a puddle of his own puke and alcohol when Khloe gives birth, so maybe that’s not such a great idea.
There’s also a tidbit about how Hayden Panettiere likes drinking Sprite, which is apparently horrible because she doesn’t want anybody to know about it. #BetterThanAlcohol.
Plus, stop the presses, because Rachel Bilson likes flowers! Does this mean her baby will also like flowers? Is Hayden Christensen going to get her flowers when she’s giving birth? It’s riveting stuff, you guys.
Then, we also have the biggest non-pregnancy related royal news this week, which is that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are back together. That scream you just heard was the Queen crushing her minions into tiny pulp. The royals are NOT going to be happy about this, especially since Cressida is an Evil [Aspiring] Movie Star and not to be associated with at any cost.
Finally, Allison Williams apparently wants to quit Girls because she wants to have a baby, and Lena Dunham is not a fan of on-set pregnancies. Seriously, what’s a pregnancy story line in the list of contrived plot lines that are presented to us on a weekly basis? It probably won’t even register, and at least it will give Allison something to do.