There are rumors that Lindsay Lohan is stalking Prince Harry around London in the hope of dating Queen Elizabeth’s Grandson and Kate Middleton’s brother-in-law. We think that the royal family would prefer that Harry have another Las Vegas moment than to be caught dating Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan has always been a grade A delusional cracken of a person, and she’s continuing to prove that. Lohan has somehow avoided getting arrested for an entire year, and she even has a job now! Of course, in her mind that means that she’s ready for her Oscar moment, and it also means that the world has somehow forgiven her for all of her transgressions over the past decade. But the biggest delusion? That Lindsay Lohan somehow thinks that she can land Prince Harry.
Yeah, I would be willing to put every penny I will ever earn on a Prince Harry/Lindsay Lohan relationship NEVER happening. Prince Harry’s stupid enough to get caught naked in Las Vegas, but even he woudn’t be caught dead anywhere near Lindsay Lohan. Any legitimate celebrity – even B-list and C-list ones – know to avoid Lindsay Lohan’s tornado of cracken like the plague, and Harry’s no ordinary celebrity. He’s a freaking royal, and if that means he can’t consort with legitimate movie stars and actresses, what makes Lindsay think that he’ll break the rules for her?
The National Enquirer also has a source adding, “Lindsay loves that she and Harry are both redheads. Lindsay has been hanging out at Harry’s favorite bars in hopes of bumping into him. So far Lindsay hasn’t had luck connecting with Harry, but she won’t give up.”
Yikes. If I was Prince Harry, I would be very, very worried. Lindsay Lohan is an excellent stalker when she puts up her mind to do it, and she seems hell bent on becoming a princess. Pursuing Prince Harry around London is fun after all since the heir frequents only the finest establishments. And we all know that Lindsay Lohan is not one to live in reality, so she actually might be trying to hunt Harry down and accidentally-on-purpose run into him. Of course, he’ll see right through the ruse, but he’ll spend the next few months dodging la Cracken if he doesn’t figure out a way to shut her down fast.
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