Kate Middleton Caught Pole-Dancing, Insists It Is Great Work Out: Queen Elizabeth Bans Stripper Exercise

Kate Middleton Caught Pole-Dancing, Insists It Is Great Work Out: Queen Elizabeth Bans Stripper Exercise

Kate Middleton has taken up pole-dancing! Prince William’s commoner wife Kate Middleton has never really conformed to the royal family’s prim and proper expectations. As a matter of fact, the Duchess of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth have battled on more than one occasion about how she should be conducting herself now that she is a member of the royal family and not just a commoner. Kate has had a tough time meeting the Queen Elizabeth’s expectations, and it’s probably safe to assume that Kate’s latest hobby has not been condoned by the royal family matriarch.

A member of the Royal Protection Branch has been spilling all of the royal family’s secrets to Star Magazine, including that Kate has been learning how to pole-dance! We are pretty sure we will never get a chance to see the Duchess of Cambridge work the pole, but according to her bodyguard, it is definitely a sight to see!

The guard snitched to the tabloid, “Kate agreed to have a lesson as a bit of a laugh. She was so nervous about being seen or recognized, she used to wear a scarf around her head as a disguise. But, she loved it! She tells everyone that it was great exercise, and she told me that a woman should always have secret talents up her sleeve.” We totally agree about “secret talents” and all that, but the odds of Kate Middleton’s secret pole-dancing talent ever coming in handy while she is married to the future King of England are slim to none.

Sadly, it doesn’t matter how much Kate loved pole-dancing classes or how great they were for her physique – because she has most likely already banned from attending them by the Queen Elizabeth as soon as she got wind of the reports. Can you imagine Kate Middleton dancing on a pole? How do you think Queen Elizabeth reacted when she learned the Duchess of Cambridge had taken up pole-dancing? Let us know what you think in the comments below!

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