Kourtney Kardashian Snake Pic Reveals More Of Her Hot Post-Baby Body In Mexico (PHOTO)

Kourtney Kardashian Snake Pic Reveals More Of Her Hot Post-Baby Body In Mexico (PHOTO)

Kourtney Kardashian is bringing sexy back. The full-time mom, part-time Kardashian posed with a scary Burmese python – à la Britney Spears – during a recent trip to Mexico. Wearing a burgundy one-piece, the mother of three looked daring and dashing and absolutely stunning. Unlike me, she didn’t scream when Murder-Python wrapped around her like a silk scarf; she simply held the creature and smiled like her life depended on it.

Kourtney and embattled beau Scott Disick took Mason, Penelope, and newcomer Reign on a week-long vacay to Casa Armara in Punita Mita, Mexico. The family played in the pool, rode on ATVs, ate Mexican food and posed with the scariest murder-python this side of Hell.

Joe Francis, a close Kardashian friend, snapped the bizarre selfie – he wrote in the caption, “Great picture of @kourtneykardash and @letthelordbewithyou from last weekend @casaaramara.” Oh for heaven’s snake! It’s a python. On a Kardashian. In Mexico. It’s a deadly ménage-a-trois. The only great thing about the picture is the fact that it wasn’t photo-bombed by a half-drugged, semi-drunk, crazy-eyed Scott Disick.

Kourtney 2.0. was spotted strolling with a baby stroller in Los Angeles on Monday, wearing cut-off denim shorts and a form-fitting white blouse – no more mom-jeans or stained vomit-pants for the redesigned Kourtney! It seems like Scott really makes her feel like a natural woman, or she’s just happy because Chitty-Chitty Fang-Fang didn’t eat her face for breakfast.

Oh, and Reign Aston Disick is the cutest baby this side of Princess Charlotte of Cambridge. The Kardashians weren’t blessed with high IQs or rational thought, but they do make the most beautiful babies in all of Hollywoodland.
What do you think? Why does Kourtney Kardashian look ‘different’ all of a sudden? Is Scott Disick the reason for her happiness? Let us know your valuable thoughts in the comments below.

Image credit to Instagram // Joe Francise

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