Who will Prince Harry marry? Or, better yet, who will marry Prince Harry? Could Cressida Bonas or rumored girlfriend Jenna Coleman prove worthy enough? The wild prince has had his fair share of ladies over the years. The heir, Prince William , married Catherine (née Middleton), The Duchess of Cambridge; Prince Charles finally wed his mistress, Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall; and a menagerie of lesser-royals married a menagerie of lesser-mortals. Yet Harry – the unfortunate spare – seems to be following Uncle Randy Andy (Prince Andrew) down the path to oblivious despair.
If recent reports are true, then the following story is either false, or true, or both. Harry did not get engaged to ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas. Multiple sources have reported that Harry the Handsome is dating Jenna Coleman, the star of Doctor Who. Us Weekly reports:
“The royal, 30, and the stunning English star, 29, were spotted getting cozy at a pal’s birthday celebration earlier this month after flirting at the May 30 Audi Polo Challenge at Coworth Park in Ascot. ‘They were really close,” an eyewitness tells Us of the potential new couple, who met up at the bash at Jax’s bar in Chelsea on June 4. ‘Harry was happy she could make it,’ the source adds. ‘They were laughing and seemed into each other.’”
Uh-uh! Harry is either publicly cheating on Cressida Bonas or, and this is a big ‘or’, Harry is actually dating Jenna Coleman. Is his alleged engagement to Bonas merely a smokescreen drummed up by royal publicists in the hallways of La-La Land? Quite possibly. Coleman, who (ha!) starred in the hit UK soapie Emmerdale, received a sudden influx of fame-blood when she was cast in the role of Clara Oswald, the time-traveling companion of the Doctor in UK’s cult-hit show Doctor Who.
But who is Prince Harry dating? Is it the riotous ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas? Or is it the Selena Gomez-esque Jenna Coleman? Could it be, (insert gasp here), both of them? Or, and this is a big one, could it be that Coleman and Bonas are actually – wait for it – the same person? Time travelers love messing with us. Look at Gary Busey – the man lived with dinosaurs back in the day!
Prince Harry will never marry. Why? Because Prince Harry is as indecisive as John Travolta at a plastic surgeon’s office. Can’t we just give him a glass slipper for Christmas? He needs it now more than ever.
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