We wrote already about Jordan Rodgers, the guy who allegedly won The Bachelorette 2016 Season 12 (loads of spoilers taught us to be vigilant of sneaky kisses and such), and how Jordan Rodgers stole JoJo Fletcher’s fragile heart. JoJo Fletcher was the one who got less love from Ben Higgins during The Bachelor’s most dramatic finale in the history of finales – or something along those dramatic lines.
Now Bachelorette 2016 JoJo Fletcher is the one doling out roses like an overworked scary-woman at the DMV. She gets to make the choice. She can decide who goes and who stays on in the weird Bachelorette mansion. Unfortunately, as things usually go with The Bachelor/The Bachelorette series, there’s always one guy/girl who, with the help of great production (thanks UnReal), steals the show as the front runner.
Like Pat Benatar said, “Love is a battlefield.” If only she knew what type of war torn world love would end up in, she’d have changed the lyrics to “Love is a reality show”.
I digress. Back to Jordan Rodgers with the cute smile and that awkward first kiss on the premiere episode. On the first episode of the new season 12 of The Bachelorette – where are we now? Season two billion? – as the men fell out of the limos like a bunch of vasectomy patients, the one and only Jordan Rodgers got the kiss of the century, with JoJo remarking to the cameras, “Now THAT is a kiss.”
She also checked out his bum, because, you know, bums and such are important to women such as JoJo Fletcher. If the bum in question doesn’t work in tandem with JoJo’s Texan eyes then it’s a big no-no! Oh the superficial world we live in…
A kiss, a rose, a dramatic rose ceremony. What more do you want? Prawns and sex? I know for a fact that this season of The Bachelorette will be the most dramatic season in the history of… forever.
How do I know this?
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