Jessica Simpson Busts Out While Walking Baby Maxi

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Jessica Simpson’s boobs were bursting at the seams while she took a stroll around the block with baby daughter Maxwell Drew Friday afternoon.

This was definitely not the first thing I wanted to see this morning, but it seems it’s what Jessica wanted the world to see since she tweeted the engorged picture on twitter. She captioned it by tweeting, “Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal???”

Only if the street’s in Las Vegas.

I know she’s a new mom, but her boobs are out of control and I think I see a blue vein so I am beyond grossed out right now. I can’t stand seeing veins, let alone in places other than hands and feet (I can’t stare at Julia Roberts’ forehead very long).

It’s awesome that Jessica’s working on that Weight Watchers goal and walking around the block. I’ve been hearing the 50 pound weight loss she’s aiming for is beginning to frustrate her, so if this is her way of keeping her sense of humor and sanity in tact, then good for her. Jessica and I usually differ on how much information she should really share with the public and whether it crosses the line between funny and horribly disgusting and inappropriate. For instance, I wanted to hide under the covers for the day when she told Ryan Seacrest she was disobeying doctor’s orders and riding her fiance’s bones before her C-section had time to properly heal. And whenever she talks about farting, I usually pretend it never happened.

But that’s Jessica. She shares things from the first pics of her adorable daughter to the size and weight of her enlarged breasts to her randy sex drive pre and post-baby. It’s why we love her, right? Right? Doesn’t the face in this picture scream “Love me!” or are you just thinking about milk?

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