Beyonce Divorce: Fake Baby Bump, Phony Wedding Vows – Second Child Pregnant Drama Distracts From Jay-Z Break-Up Rumors

Beyonce Divorce: Fake Baby Bump, Phony Wedding Vows - Second Child Pregnant Drama Distracts From Jay-Z Break-Up Rumors

Beyonce and Jay-Z are well underway in their media campaign to make everyone forget that just one month ago, they were getting divorced. Last week we were treated to Beyonce and Jay-Z doing a ridiculous repeat of their wedding vows on a beach in France! Seriously, do they think we are ALL stupid? The divorcing couple invited Bey’s mom and few close friends – take note that Solange Knowles of elevator fighting fame was conspicuously absent. Now way Beyonce’s sister would participate in a farce with cheating Jay-Z.

Beyonce had a fake baby bump in her first pregnancy with Blue Ivy which we all saw collapse on Aussie TV. No matter how Beyonce and Jay-Z try to deny it, all the evidence including her lack of baby weight and miracle recovery time indicate that Blue Ivy was born of a surrogate mother. Furthermore all current evidence is that the couple was heading towards divorce and might still choose to split. They’ve done everything in their power to launch an effective publicity do-over, including ramping up their PR, increasing their photo-ops, trotting out Blue Ivy, and generally shoving their marriage into everyone’s faces.

Plus, Beyonce and Jay-Z have also decided to share footage from Beyonce’s ‘pregnancy’ with Blue Ivy during their On The Run tour. There’s a short glimpse from the footage of Beyonce’s ‘baby bump’, with Jay-Z cupping her stomach.

Oh. My. God. Seriously, this REEKS of desperate, doesn’t it? It shows you that Beyonce and Jay-Z have truly reached the end of their rope, if they’re being reduced to faking baby bump coverage and uploading it as footage. I mean, come on! We all saw the folding baby bump during Beyonce’s ‘pregnancy’, not to mention her suspicious lack of publicity during the entire ‘pregnancy’.

It’s also obvious that they’re simply using this footage as a necessary distraction for the public, and to get the media talking about their marriage and family as opposed to their divorce and separation. For whatever reason, they’ve changed their minds on getting divorced, so now we’re being subjected to a constant bombardment of their ‘happy’ marriage thrown in our faces.

Beyonce’s and Jay’s shtick is getting old, and it’s really starting to get on our nerves. Either go into hiding and actually work on your marriage, or stop faking that everything’s fine and go public with the truth already. Stop with this incessant media barrage of happy family footage that we already know couldn’t be further from the truth.

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