Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth are shocked and outraged that famewhore extraordinaire, Pippa Middleton, is once again leveraging the fact that her sister will be Queen of England one day to get work. Queen Elizabeth and Prince William will insist that Kate Middelton to keep her distance from greedy Pippa is she goes ahead and becomes a correspondent for the Today Show as it appears she is in the midst of doing! In effect Pippa will be disowned by the British Royal Family and Kate will be obliged to follow suit.
Pippa Middleton has been offered an NBC Today Show position as a correspondent for Lifestyle and Health features, after a successful test shoot that NBC sent her on. Sources have been telling the NY Post that the deal is being made, and that the network is fairly confident about Pippa’s future with them. In fact The Daily Beast confirms rumors that Pippa has agreed to sign on Today on a provisional basis. However, you know who won’t be as pleased with this news? That’s right, the entire royal family.
Pippa Middleton has ridden her sister Kate Middleton’s coattails to almost every single job she’s every gotten, even though she has no talent in writing whatsoever. Sure, she’s a big name celebrity, but again, that’s all down to her being Kate Middleton’s sister. On her own merits, she would be a struggling, jobbing socialite, not a successful writer/author. And this NBC gig probably comes as validation to her, but there’s no way the royals are going to let this happen.
For one thing, Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth have been trying time and time again to get Pippa Middleton to tamp down her famewhoring antics. And you know, the royal family doesn’t necessarily have the best relationship with the press. And now, Pippa Middleton wants to join the other side? There’s a HUGE conflict of interest there, and it’s probably the reason that NBC wants to hire her in the first place.
Today and NBC will get their own inside scoop on everything royal, and considering the royal family’s popularity in the States, you know they’re going to take advantage of Pippa’s connection to Kate. Now, there’s a big IF to this whole enterprise, and I don’t believe Queen Elizabeth, Prince William, or Prince Charles will actually let this deal go through. But if it does – prepare for a meltdown in the royal press offices, since their workload has now doubled. They will probably spend the majority of their time trying to contain Pippa’s big mouth, if they even manage to get that far. Should Pippa take this job be certain that Kate will be banned from spending time at Bucklebury or meeting with her sister alone. One thing you can be certain of – Pippa Middleton will NOT be joining Kate and Prince William at Sandringham for Christmas!