Camilla Parker Bowles Tells Kate Middleton’s Prince William: ‘You’re The Heir With No Hair’

Camilla Parker Bowles Tells Kate Middleton’s Prince William: ‘You’re The Heir With No Hair’

The War between Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker-Bowles has shifted to a new front as Prince Charles’ ambitious wife has now made Prince William’s thinning hair and receding hairline her latest target.  Camilla Parker-Bowles hates Kate Middleton for her beauty and popularity, two qualities Camilla has never enjoyed.  Camilla desperately wants to be Queen alongside Prince Charles but she knows well that Kate and William would be vastly more capable and popular as rulers.  Although she has managed to exert her influence to convince Queen Elizabeth II to allow Charles to inherit the throne, Camilla never lets up.  Her agenda is simple – Camilla wishes to see Kate and William humiliated and scorned.  Whether Camilla has to resort to the curtsy protocol or Kate’s revealing Honeymoon photos, she is willing to use every tool at her disposal to undermine her rivals.  Camilla is like a ninja assassin!

Camilla bitterness stems from her fall from grace when it was learned that she and Charles carried on a long clandestine affair.  This shameful behavior occurred while Charles was married to William’s mom, the late Princess Diana, and Camilla was married to Andrew Parker-Bowles!  Of course this all became very public – you can’t hide anything from the press for long (keep that in mind next time, Kristen Stewart).  The resulting scandal prompted Queen Elizabeth to develop a deep distrust and hatred for Camilla.  Naturally, being old-fashioned, she placed primary blame for the affair on Camilla… go figure?  In any case Camilla has largely been able to mend fences with the old monarch and is working hard to bring down Kate and William.

GLOBE Print Edition, August 27 has sources reporting on the shocking showdown that occurred recently between Camilla and The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.  Camilla said to a fuming William: “Your head’s getting like a baby’s bottom – get a wig!”  But William wasn’t taking this from the woman who cheated with his dad behind his late mom’s back.  The Prince fired back at Camilla “I’ll think about a wig if you get another facelift!

Kate wasn’t having any of this – nobody insults her husband with impunity, especially not Camilla.  At the very next opportunity, which was the show jumping event at the Olympics, an insider reports: “Kate took Camilla to one side and warned her in no uncertain terms to lay off William.”  Apparently both William and Kate are absolutely outraged at Camilla and insiders say there “is no hope of a truce any time soon.”

What do you make of all this?  Does Camilla picking on William for something over which he has no control disturb you?  Do you think that having two cheaters like Prince Charles and Camilla in line to be King and Queen Consort is an insult to the monarchy?  Would you prefer to see Will and Kate in those roles?  Let us know in the comments.

8 responses to “Camilla Parker Bowles Tells Kate Middleton’s Prince William: ‘You’re The Heir With No Hair’”

  1. WALTRAUD says:


  2. bamboo says:

    Stupid story again. I don’t believe any words of this issue at all. And I don’t think Kate has good behave of a daughter in law so far. I think Kate is a good actress.

  3. Denese says:

    I don’t think Camilla would make fun of anyone with thinning hair especially with Charles as bald as he is.

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  5. Chi says:

    Without question, without doubt, Prince William shows more maturity, common sense,loyal,caring, good judgement!!

  6. Ellie86 says:

    God! Get your facts straight; Prince Charles does not need the permission of his mother to inherit the Crown, therefore your whole ”Camilla convinces the Queen to let Charles inherit the throne” statment is erroneous to say the least. As he was born first in line to the throne it has been his legitimate right since the day he was born. The only way that William can inherit the throne after Her Majesty dies is if (a) Charles predeceases the Queen, or (b) Charles chooses to abdicate. The Royal Succession is not a popularity contest nor is it similar to political election. And another thing; for the love of God please give the Duchess of Cambridge and the Duchess of Cornwall their titles, as they ceased to be ”Kate Middleton” and ”Camilla Parker-Bowles” on their marriages.
    A disgruntled Brit,

  7. Gianmarco Sabato says:

    Love HRH Princess Diana