A New Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Has Been Leaked

A New Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Has Been Leaked

A second Kim Kardashian sex tape has gone on sale for an estimated $30 million. Yes, you read that correctly, a second tape! Oh Botox, what will Bruce Jenner say? The new sex video is allegedly even raunchier than the first one Kim K starred in. The first sex video of Ray J and Kim K’s erotic frolicking was leaked in 2007 and was titled, “Kim Kardashian: Superstar”. This video not only pushed Kim to international levels of fame, but also spawned the horror reality television show, “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. What will a leaked second sex video do to Kim’s overly embellished career?

According to a source, “It’s definitely Kim in the video. And it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments. Kim fears this will damage her relationship with Kanye West.” Well, Kim needn’t worry at all, because a second sex tape will never be able to damage Kanye’s opinion of her, especially in view of the fact that Kanye also had a sex tape scandal with a girl who looked exactly like Kim. Hey, what’s a bit of recording between lovers?

There’s still no word on whether the Kardashians are attempting to cover up the scandal with their money, but we are able to say for certain that Kris Jenner will be pleasantly surprised. Her daughter’s first sex tape scandal cemented the Kardashians as one of the most polarizing reality television families in the world, so a second sex tape would only further enhance these levels of fame.

It’s only fitting that the Kardashians try to occupy Halloween. They are, after all, one of the most horrific families in human history, eclipsing even the Osbournes and the Mansons. We hope this sex video is shown worldwide to unsuspecting audiences – the film industry is lacking any proper “found footage” cinema, especially after the monotonous drawl of Paranormal Activity’s annual release. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to see Kim Kardashian rolling around in 3D, breasts perked, and Bruce Jenner cackling in the background? We just shivered in our shoes.

Do you think a leaked second sex tape is worth it in the end? Will Kim regret this moment? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.



5 responses to “A New Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Has Been Leaked”

  1. katz5 says:

    Seems all of Hollywood has seen this puke having sex or had sex with her. Why would any decent person want her on his arm? When they walk together, the guys are all saying, “Yeah we all had her already”. “You can have our sloppy seconds, thirds, etc.

  2. Rhyan says:

    The title will be? Pig in a blanket…Oink Oink…. You sloppy bitch!!!

  3. Tippysnail says:

    I would have expected her to have learned her lesson by now, but if she had another brain cell – she’d have a pair!! And she wonders why Kourtney and Scott chose Chloe to have custody of Mason (and presumably Penelope) should anything happen to the couple!!
    She is really just a slut – the family should have an
    intervention for her and send her to Sex Addicts Anonymous!!

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