Pregnant Snooki Wants To Be The Next Kourtney Kardashian

Pregnant Snooki Wants To Be The Next Kourtney Kardashian

Brace yourselves, America! Jersey Shore‘s Snooki is pregnant and will reportedly give birth to a little guidette (or Snookiette?) later this year.

And rather than take some time off from all of the partying and primping that her “job” entails, Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi, is actually hoping to turn her pregnancy into a strategic career move.

According to, the 24-year-old, who is reportedly three months pregnant with her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle, has even identified a role model for her transition from a drunken hot mess to a pregnant hot mess: Ms. Kourtney Kardashian.

Supposedly, Snooki has already brokered a deal with a tabloid magazine to announce the news formally, just like Kourtney did last year when she announced her second pregnancy with Scott Disick. (Although the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star managed to keep the news under wraps beforehand.)

Snooki, on the other hand, is busy filming a Jersey Shore spin-off show for MTV and has already had to deny the rumors that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, recent photos of her have shown her strategically trying to hide her stomach area with large bags. Related: Did Snooki Get Engaged On Valentine’s Day?

I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant . . . Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not,” Snooki said on Feb. 2nd.

So, did Snooki lie during her Good Morning America interview about being pregnant in order to secure a big pay-day? If so, it certainly wouldn’t be the most shocking thing she’s ever said or done on TV.

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  • 3eli

    Oh please!! Get snooki out of everywhere. She truly is the biggest embarrassment to any New Jersey female. Now, no less, she has to foul Jersey City, as if JC doesn’t have a bad enough reputation. What should they do with this thing? (called snooki -no, I won’t capitalize the first letter of her name). Take the cameras away or really hide them on her. Take her bodyguards or protection away and just let her walk on through out Jersey City, all by herself; like on Ocean Ave. or Martin Luther King (formerly, Jackson Ave.), Let her find her way down to Fulton, etc. Yes, I am white. Yes, I lived in Jersey City for 20 yrs. Yes, I even resigned from the JC Board of Ed., before the state took it over.  I love Jersey City. I intensely dislike snooki. She can’t speak decent English, she has no education, she has no class, no style, her flab hangs out of everywhere, she is crass, beyond belief – has no regard for the way she carries herself. I can’t fault her for taking the money;but get this skank out of Dodge.

    • Liz

      she isnt from NJ

  • 3eli

    Get this skank, snooki, out of Jersey City.

  • I can’t stand Snookie or Kourtney K. I love Kim K & especially Khloe K. Odom but Kourtney is just too much & Jersey Shore cast and/or show is horrible. Jersey people are nothing like them. It’s insulting so is that other show- Jersey Couture & The Real Housewives of New Jersey, please I don’t know anyone like the characters on any of these shows & I’m a Jersey Girl my whole 44 years of living. Yea we have attitude & we HAD big hair (in the 80’s) but now we still have attitude but everything else either didn’t exist or was in the 80’s. We also don’t have the accent that those wanna be Jersey Shore people have.

    • roxylynn

      Thank you so much for clarifying that. Jersey native here and I despise these assholes. They (and the rest of them on other shows) are absolutely nothing like the real thing.

  • DaisyMaisyDo

    I’ve watched this show a few times and can’t believe they allow ‘Jerseyans’ to be portrayed like that..nearly everyone I ever met upstate (Jersey or NY) were soooo totally opposite of those bags…I think they found the bad apples in the barrel