Demi Moore On Suicide Watch, Mila Kunis Sexiest Woman Alive Per Esquire Magazine

Demi Moore On Suicide Watch, Mila Kunis Sexiest Woman Alive Per Esquire Magazine 1007

Esquire magazine voted Mila Kunis sexiest woman alive in 2012. She’s bangin’ and half naked on the cover. Today is just not a good day for Demi Moore. Tomorrow probably won’t be either. But relax! She probably doesn’t want to kill herself. She probably wants to kill Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her and then moving on so quickly with the sexiest woman alive. Maybe I’m projecting?

I don’t think so. Demi Moore knew Ashton was going to move on. It was inevitable. But did it have to be with Mila Kunis? Everybody loves her! Guys want her and girls want to be her. It sucks for Demi! And now when she’s not seeing them suck face in NYC, she has to see Mila’s young, flawless body on the cover of Esquire. It’s almost too much. Demi’s crazy but I have to feel for her on this one!

This is how Esquire opens up the story about Mila: “Mila Kunis is the sexiest woman alive. Or as she might say (and did), “If I wanted to charm the pants off you, I could.’ She talks like that and she looks like that, even when she’s really not trying hard at all. A brief encounter with the most beautiful, opinionated, talkative, and funny movie star that we’ve all known since she was nine.”

There’s a lot of ass kissing in that paragraph but it’s totally OK because it’s Mila! You don’t want to do anything but love her. It’s crazy how she does it. Will it change with the emergence of the Ashton Kutcher relationship? I’m not sure. I’ve definitely lost respect for her but a lot of people like Ashton for some reason so I don’t think it will do any real damage – until he breaks her heart. And he will! Trust me. He’s a douche. He talks a good game. He was all into Kabbalah and Demi before he cheated on her with some young, blond slag. If a man cheats on his wife, he’ll cheat on the sexiest woman alive. It’s not a science but it’s pretty tried and true. Oh, but why shit on them now? They’re loved up and happy. Even the most hardened cynic can appreciate love in the air. I just wish it wasn’t with Ashton freakin’ Kutcher!

So relax Demi. Look at the Esquire cover and take a few deep breaths. Yes, Mila looks amazing. Yes, Mila is amazing. But she’s still dating Ashton Kutcher and you of all people know how that ends up!

Do you think Mila’s Esquire cover is a little hard to swallow for Demi? Wouldn’t it be for anyone?

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14 responses to “Demi Moore On Suicide Watch, Mila Kunis Sexiest Woman Alive Per Esquire Magazine”

  1. nick says:

    Photo shopped. She does.
    Not really look like that. Even if she did, Ashton would still cheat. He loves her but not that much.

  2. Jen says:

    Mila is pretty ordinary: brown hair, brown eyes, short, nothing stands out. Sexiest woman alive cause a magazine says so? Pleaseeee…
    Girls w/ her looks are a dozen a dime in South America and eastern Europe. Put her next to brunette Adriana Lima or Demi Moore in her 20s and she vanishes.

    • Pablo Rios says:

      so you’re upset that obtainable goals have been set as a standard to be deemed sexy? *pssshh* all right then, have fun bleaching your asshole before your next date.

    • Mz Slap Dat Ho says:

      I think Mila is very beautiful. So is Demi Moore now and back then. They are all very beautiful.

      • Vea' Barksdale says:

        Totally agree! Ashton has great taste in women, that’s for sure! Both are very beautiful but like most men, he thinks with his d**k! And as for Demi, she forgot the rules: Everything ends!! Move on and grow stronger!!

    • Nick Kim says:

      I totally agree with you on that one Jen, those were the first thoughts that came into my head when I read this article.

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  6. Tinka says:

    I still fail to see the “sexy” in this woman. She’s just plain, and there are dozens of girls like that in every neighbourhood. In 70’s Show, “Donna” was waaaay hotter than she is.

    • no way, donna was uglyyyyyyyyy….

    • Eddie Smith says:

      thats because you dont understand leo wemon and you need to do some reserch this little girl speaks multiple languages and is extreamly not plain ive done plenty of plain girls that make your best look plain bad thats it

  7. tahoegeminii says:

    so that means all that desperate fishing that Love-Hewitt did on tweeter to get her fans to vote her the sexiest woman alive didn’t work-and Mila is way hotter than weasel faced cottage cheese dumper JLH-so it’s not all wrong

  8. Lewis says:

    I dont see any sexy either. Britney Spears was/is sexy, angelina jolie is sexy, and Mila Kunis looks sweet but without make up in those candids she looks like a pug.